KNOCK KNOCK JOKES 101 Knock knock!  Who’s there? PAKBET! PAKBET who? What you gonna do with that big PAKBET…. wiggle, wiggle, wiggle!

KNOCK KNOCK JOKES 101

Knock knock! 

Who’s there?

PAKBET!

PAKBET who?

What you gonna do with that big PAKBET…. wiggle, wiggle, wiggle!

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iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are (via ofseaandmusic)

iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

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God opens doors of opportunity before us that no one is able to shut. But we have to realize, sometimes He also closes doors because He has something better in store. We may see a logical opportunity, but just because it’s the logical way doesn’t mean that it’s God’s way. Just because it happened that way before doesn’t mean it’s going to happen that way next time. That’s why you have to stay open and keep trusting in God. If you’re narrow-minded and only look at the door that’s been closed, you may miss the door He has opened behind you!
Friend, when you are able to let go of your own agenda and trust God, He’ll make sure you see those open doors. Scripture says His Word is what lights our path. Our attitude should always be, “God, I surrender all to You. Have Your way in my life. I trust Your timing. God, I trust You to do it Your way.” Then, step back and see the open door He has prepared for you!
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supnoah: do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute (via currentlyinlove)

supnoah:

do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute

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spiritualinspiration:

“I will answer them before they even call to Me…: (Isaiah 65:24, NLT). Have you ever thought about something you wanted or needed, and suddenly that need was supplied even before you had time to stop and pray? God knows your needs before you even speak them. He wants to provide for you and answer the very desires of your heart. Don’t ever think God is too busy to answer you. Don’t ever think your needs are too small or that you don’t matter. The truth is that He cares about everything that concerns you, and He loves to hear you call upon His name! When you put Him first in everything you do, when you faithfully follow His commands, He’ll pour out an extra portion of His goodness and favor upon you!
Remember, you are very special to God, and He hears you and answers you. It may not be in your timing or in the way you expected, but know that He always has your best interest at heart. He is working things out for your good, and He will always answer—sometimes before you even call!
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